When someone looks at your baby pictures and...
Bitch, I got sexy, that’s what happened.
When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go...
roarzachroar: hunter-avenger-consulter-grimm: jawnn-locked: visiovisusvidere: sonicghost: milesjai: videk: welcome-to-the-sinners-ball: imgayitsok: God bless drag queens. I will always reblog this Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day. Oh fuck yes. If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you. Every time a bell rings, a...
adolf-kitler: panic-at-the-order-of-the-tardis: logans-v-and-dimples: mikey-way-galaxy: mikey-way-galaxy: isetmynarwhalsonfire: we’re all like this weird combination of wade and sheen With a dash of Vicky And that vacuum that eats all the mother fucking food And Arwin and also that dude Spencer from iCarly and with squidward frosted on top With the...
dickspeightjr: so you know the rhyme “it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he went to bed and bumped his head and didn’t get up in the morning” well i thought the old man just got up in the afternoon i didn’t know he died
sadreindeer: finga poppin each othas assholes
If this gets 50,000 notes by New Years, I won't...
aforgottent: squidgy-is-my-bitch: live-by-a-thread: I don’t want your sympathy through this post. I just want to know if people actually give a fuck about me. I know I won’t even get one note, let alone 50,000. forever reblogging this because youre too perfect to ever do that ok ;_; I DONT CARE WHAT BLOG YOU YOU REBLOG THIS NOW
alexleefitz: Saying that you really want a zombie apocalypse to occur is like saying, “Yes, I want a traumatic and devastating event that will inevitably kill most of my friends and family to occur because I think it will be cool to shoot things for a while before I ultimately succumb to death in the worst way possible as civilization burns around me.”